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Thank you for showing your appreciation for over 30 years of old fashioned music and dry social commentary
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Meeting Planner. You Can Ask The humble Farmer to Bring some Extra Fun and Laughter to your Next Meeting.
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"The funniest man in the world."
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Solar Web Sites
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You can read Letters from Meeting Planner Friends
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You can read examples of humble's extra dry humor in Portland Magazine
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Products, humor CDs
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You can hear humble's fun-filled radio program: old jazz and dry sophisticated humor
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2009 Summer stage shows
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Making a Difference with Radio -- humble writes for The University of Rochester Alumni Gazette about entertaining his thousands of friends for 28 years as a Maine Public Radio volunteer producer
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You Can Stay
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Bed & Breakfast on The Coast of Maine.
An Educational and Cultural Experience -- goed reilen en zeilen, amusement pour chacun, divertimento per tutti, rolig för alla, Spaß für Alle
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You can help humble put his farm in the hands of the Georges River Land Trust. Preserve 70 plus acres on the end of Long Cove for posterity. Your suggestions are appreciated.
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B&B For foreign students wanting to learn English
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You can see humble's old fashioned music and humorous social commentary show on cable television in these Maine towns
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Some Swedes playing Sweet Georgia Brown
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Find out what's going on in the United States without reading European newspapers
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Radio Friends
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American-FM Radio
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Things I'd like to know
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Isaac Asimov 1974, The Future of Humanity
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Saber-tooth Curriculum, Including Other Lectures in the History of Paleolithic Education
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The humble Farmer, Robert Karl Skoglund

 


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My friend Sal is exactly like so many of my other friends: he can do things that I, and perhaps you, can’t do. He is a specialist in his field. Sal spends summers down the road a bit from me in Port Clyde, Maine and winters down the road a little bit from me on the Florida Keys. Oh, the one thing that you and Sal have in common is the stories you tell me, and this is one of them. Every January there is an antique car and tractor fair in Fort Meade, Florida. It is such a large fair that one rents a golf cart at the gate for $65 just to get around. One year Sal arrived at the fair too late to rent a golf cart. Alas! Every last one was gone. But when he walked onto the grounds he saw a small tractor for sale. Sal said, “I bought it for $400 and rode around on it all day.” I said, “But what did you do with it after the fair?” Sal said, “I sold it for $2600.”


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My friend Winky lies wicked. You can't believe a thing he says. This morning he told me that he knew a man who bought a roll of stamps and was able to use all of them before the price went up.


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“Robert Skoglund … hosted the best program in the history of Maine Radio, The Humble Farmer…. “Humble’s” mix of old and newer jazz, corny and sophisticated humor and comments were idiosyncratic and funny and, at times, bitingly serious. They were what public radio is supposed to be for. His weekly shows were the best program that MPR has ever produced.”


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If you haven't already bought Tim Sample's book Maine Curiosities, you can click here and read the nice things Tim wrote about The humble Farmer.


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You can hear humble's Public radio show --- now in its 31st year --- on WDNA Miami --- and -- on this web page.

On January 11, 2009 E. Myers wrote:

Dear Mr. Skoglund,

As a Native American, or whatever you want to call us, from my earliest remembrances of growing up in the home of my beloved maternal grandparents, I learned to love and respect my elders. As I grew older I came to the realization that offering to our elders respect and gratitude was small compensation for the wisdom they imparted to us younger people. For this reason I rise early every Sunday morning to listen to your show, more for the wisdom you impart than for the good music you play. As a Native American, I, too, have often wondered why people think they need to have more than one pair of shoes. Thank you for imparting your wisdom each Sunday morning. Have a happy, healthy, and enjoyable New Year.

E Myers

Miami

Treat the earth well,

It was not given to you by your parents;

It was loaned to you by your children.


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"ROBERT SKOGLUND, the 'Garrison Keillor of Maine,'"


backstory in The Christian Science Monitor


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"Maine radio personality Robert Skoglund, master of his state's arid wit, is New England's Answer to Garrison Keillor."


Cover story in The Boston Herald


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March 20, 2008 ---- Dear humble, I lived in Maine for 9 wonderful, soulful and eye opening years. I came from the south, no not Portland but Atlanta, and found myself and who I was, in Maine. You were a big part of that. On Friday nights, because my tv had given out and I didn't want to pay for the cable to be strung down our road to my house, I listened to you and then the late Ed Bradley and Jazz from Lincoln Center while I tied my Caddis flies for the upcoming summer. I have since moved away from Maine, but think about it daily and miss it with a broken heart. Today I went onto the Maine Public Radio site to see if I could still hear your show on Friday nights. It made me sad to see that your show was no longer in the line-up. You were the best show on there! The humor and jazz were the perfect ending to a work week. I will miss your show always and look back on it as part of my growing into who I am today. Mason Shives

Thank you, Mason. Your comment made those shows worth while. And here's good news: You can hear The humble Farmer radio show here on my web page. humble


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"You can learn a lot about a man by going into his bathroom and seeing how many extra holes he had to drill in the wall to put up his towel racks." The humble Farmer


June 14, 2007 "Robert Skoglund is a national treasure, and as such we should count ourselves lucky to have him on the air. As I understand it, public radio exists just for this kind of show." --- Grant Edmonds --- Urbana, IL 61801


Testimonial on humble's 2004 #1 CD: "Thank you for vastly enriching life in Maine and the lives of Mainers. In Japan, you'd be classified as a 'national treasure' and given a fat government stipend." Steve & Maureen


Testimonial on humble's 2005 #2 CD: "I enjoy your show a great deal...Thanks for sharing your wonderful humor and wisdom." Mary in Brunswick


"It is not until one puts down a blue carpet, that one realizes that most of the dirt in the world is white.” The humble Farmer


Testimonials on humble's 2006 #1 CD: "Robert ... is one of Maine's natural resources, a genuine commentator, observer, and outspoken comedian." David Lyman -- Founder, Rockport Photographic Workshop

"Humble is a literary icon." Heron Breen


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Eleanor Roosevelt said, “Do one thing every day that scares you.” I do. Every morning I wake up in a bed next to my Type A wife.


"A fellow called me from Buffalo New York to tell me that my web page wasn’t turning up on search engines. If he hadn’t called me, I might have believed him."


Are your friends tired of politicians and so called "Experts" in your field?
Call Robert* now for availability & a fee schedule.

humble is a member of the Association for Applied and Therapeutic Humor


"I've heard nothing but good things about the event, and your part made quite a difference! I've been to many, many dinners for various Chambers and usually the speaker is someone who is about as interesting as the salad that's being served. You made the night fun and special! The bank plans on sponsoring the dinner again next year due to its great success!"

Karyn Scharf, Branch Manager

Kennebunk Savings Bank --- (May 12, 2003)





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Robert has entertained hundreds of audiences from Holland to California.

Ask humble to bring some extra fun and laughter to your meeting. "You never hear of anyone on their deathbed saying that they wish they had worked more." --- A bit of wisdom I picked up while at a meeting of the Utah Funeral Directors Association. And --- "The only thing you can take with you is your pleasant memories. You never see a u-haul behind a hearse."


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Robert Karl Skoglund
Goed Reilen en Zeilen
785 River Road
St. George, ME 04860
(207) 226-7442


http://www.TheHumbleFarmer.com/

© 2009 Robert Karl Skoglund


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